Rules of The B.A.N.
1. Do not talk about /banned/
2. Nevermind. Talk about /banned/
3. We are Atheists.
4. Atheists are legion-ish.
5. Atheists do not forgive, Atheists do not forget. Oh wait. Yeah we do!
6. Atheists can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters. But usually not.
7. Atheist midwives, doctors and nurse-practitioners are still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting. Except don’t /b/ a dick.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban, bigot!
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — SHARE THE LINK!
11. You must use reason and evidence to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it’s never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more likely it’s a kitten.
16. There are NO girls on the internet — they’re called women, asshole.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /banned/ sucks today.
23. Foot goes in mouth.
24. Abstinence Only Sex-Ed: “You will never have sex.”
26. PROPHET! (Not.)
27. It needs more communism. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (but zero divisors are OK).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — except don’t /b/ a dick.
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Communism isn’t funny. Seriously ppl. It’s worse than Desu.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will …